If we had our pick of Playboy Playmates over the last 10 years or so, we'd be hard-pressed to choose anyone but Jessica Ashley. Not only does she have the looks and body to compete with absolutely any woman out there, she's also got this down-to-earth quality that's just irresistible.

Not that we've been resisting her, of course. We've been sisting her. (Sisting -- that's the opposite of resisting right?) Yeah, so we would totally sist her. Wait, sister? She has a sister? Are they twins? What just happened here?

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