Suicide Girl of the Day: Smash
Meet Smash, a 28-year-old Suicide Girl from Uruguay with the best name for a babe, ever. We hear her parents also considered Makelove, but it just didn’t suit her.
Babe of the Day: Amy Marie
Meet Amy Marie, a 26-year-old from Baltimore, Maryland. Think she’s a Ravens fan? Yeah, we don’t care either.
Babe of the Day: Mary Alejo
Meet Mary – a 29-year-old stylist and model living in Miami Beach where it is very, very hot. See? Poor girl is sweating in the water.
Suicide Girl of the Day: Danette Suicide
Meet Danette, a Suicide Girl, vegan, and proud hedgehog owner. We didn’t know Ron Jeremy was available for purchase.
Babe of the Day: Katie Sue
Katie Sue is a 25-year-old living the good life in the Hamptons.
Babe of the Day: Brandi Nicole Hofmeister
Brandi Nicole is a 26-year-old model from Indianapolis, Indiana.
Suicide Girl of the Day: Ferjenks
Meet Ferjenks, a 23-year-old Suicide Girl and Lingerie Shop Owner from Columbia. She’s graciously agreed to show us some of her wares.
Ajilee Suicide — Today’s Suicide Girl
Meet Ajilee, a Suicide Girl from Oregon who is “alive, and lusting something fierce.”
Babe of the Day: Jeska Marie Claire
Meet Jeska, a 21-year-old Playmate from Sunny California. She loves to create images that speak to her audience. Uh, go on. We’re listening.
Babe of the Day: Jurgita Valts
Jurgita is a 26-year-old swimwear model who was born in Lithuania, and we’re sure glad she’s moved closer.