There's nothing like that new Dad smell - the smell of someone who has no clue. Like the smell of the elephant enclosure after feeding time.

Jeff is under the delusion that he knows what his new son, Beckham, looks good in. Well, as he quickly learned, he doesn't. And no protesting will change that.

Trust me, Jeff - been there, done that and I lost too. We all have.

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